I love having to explain why I’m a vegetarian every time someone looks at my plate and don’t see any meat.
Like bitch don’t fucking worry about it. It’s so tiring. Let me eat in peace!
"What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
already has her priorities sorted
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
*rides off into the sunset on your dad*
"Which is annoying."
I saw the book this comes from; genius
why do niggas rub they head when they caught up
restore blood flow so u come up wit a lie faster