kai-ni:

I feel the need to name my tiny cacti
what should I name my tiny cacti?

kai-ni:

I feel the need to name my tiny cacti

what should I name my tiny cacti?

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

Did you kill someone or is it because you’re a girl?

- I’m not a girl.

- Yes, you are.

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

fuckinq-kissmeh:

Omfg..

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1x05 BTS: Lea and Cory shoot their first on-screen kiss.

denchguy:

shuckl:

why does it seem like the other arctic monkeys don’t want to dress like that and monkey leader just makes them

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