diancie:

I love having to explain why I’m a vegetarian every time someone looks at my plate and don’t see any meat.

Like bitch don’t fucking worry about it. It’s so tiring. Let me eat in peace!

"What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

chuckle-w0rthy:

already has her priorities sorted 

chuckle-w0rthy:

already has her priorities sorted 

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

Posey: first time I heard the song Rude by Magic I texted Dylan "We need to start a reggae babe"
Dylan: And I didn't realize he meant reggae band, so I texted him back "Alright babe."
suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

empyrien:

I saw the book this comes from; genius

empyrien:

I saw the book this comes from; genius

campaignomar49:

timidtorso:

why do niggas rub they head when they caught up

restore blood flow so u come up wit a lie faster